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Posted October 22, 2009
If you?re reading this site ? and if you?re somehow reading this sentence and not reading this site, you must be some kind of demon, in which case why are you sitting around here reading stuff when you should be demonizing thing? ? then there?s a very good chance that you?ve played beer pong. But
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Posted October 21, 2009
Sure, Betty over at the Denny?s is a fine waitress. And Mario the cook always gets your eggs over easy just right. But if there?s one thing that?s keeping them from being perfect, it?s the fact that they aren?t an awesome Rube Goldberg machine! A Rube Goldberg machine, to bring everyone up to speed, are
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Posted October 21, 2009
A simple warning: This. Is. Old. If you’ve been on the Internet for the past few months, odds are you’ve already seen it. And if that’s the case, well, excuse me! I didn’t know you had a busy schedule and you couldn’t be bothered to rewatch a funny viral video. Oh, what’s that? You don’t
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Posted October 20, 2009
The setting: Brazil. Not the one from that great Terry Gilliam movie or the background for the Blanka level in Street Fighter 2. Instead, it’s some kind of unused warehouse. The characters: 200 or so folks who don’t entirely know each other. The weapon: A shitload of paint. These were the elements that came together
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Posted October 20, 2009
Everyone knows that the one great thing about Halloween ? besides buxom girls having the excuse to dress slutty ? is scaring the fuck out of children. My dad had this simple device that worked like a charm every year: 1. Create a life-size replica of yourself. This was remarkably easy. All you need to
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Posted October 19, 2009
The old saying goes “nice guys finish last”, the inverse of which is that “dickheads finish first”, and we all know that goes double for working in Hollywood. (Watch an episode of “Entourage” for millions of examples.) But who would’ve thought that a great way to make money would be to simply perform the dickhead
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Posted October 17, 2009
Best Weekend Reading I just started writing a column over at The Bachelor Guy. You can read my first one, How to Banter with Women. Leave some comments and let me know what you think. Mademan put together a list of timely Halloween costumes for 2009. You just had to know there was going to
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Posted October 16, 2009
Here it is, everyone. The moment we’ve all been waiting for. The ultimate. Viral. Video. For years, the Internet has been bombarded with viral videos from all angles. Cats doing crazy shit! People accidentally falling! Diet Coke bottles and Mentos! And now, for the first time ever, some enterprising young soul went out and made
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Posted October 15, 2009
For many teams, the end of the baseball season is a bit of a surreal existence. Most of them, by this point, have been knocked out of the playoff hunt for awhile now, and are just going through the motions, taking the field every day, doing yeoman’s work in front of a skeleton crew of
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Posted October 14, 2009
P.O.W.? Links of the Day Fillipa Hamiliton was fired for being to fat.? read story here. I think you’ll enjoy these 30 years of sexy ladies over at Guyism.
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Posted October 14, 2009
We make it no secret that we’re big fans of AMC’s Mad Men around these parts. (At this point, how could you not be?) But what’s not so well known is that we’re also big fans of Sesame Street because, well, we’re human beings and have a heart, goddamnit! So when we stumbled upon our
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