Free Course: Eliminate Your Inner “Nice Guy” and Pass Girl’s Secret Tests
Posted November 13, 2009
For anyone who saw the horrendous Terminator: Salvation ? and by the looks of the box office receipts, there certainly weren?t that many ? it’s pretty obvious that this once-flourishing sci-fi franchise is on its last legs. When an on-the-set tirade by your lead actor gets a hundred times more publicity than anything in the
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Posted November 12, 2009
If you’ve been on the Internet over the past few months, no doubt you’ve seen the surveillance footage of a man who has had way too much to drunk try to enter a convenience store and buy even more alcoholic beverages to, you know, keep that fine buzz of his on. We’ve all been there
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Posted November 11, 2009
Let?s play a little game. As you know, the world has a whole lot of languages. And sometimes, these languages don?t exactly have a one-to-one translation. The famous example is that the Eskimos have something like a hundred different words for snow while us, the Regular Folk, only have one. But this happens for lots
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Posted November 10, 2009
There’s an old sketch from the classic Upright Citizens Brigade comedy performance programme that featured a guy claiming he said the titular line in Star Wars. The “titular line”, as explained by the show, is a line someone in the movie speaks that is the same as the title of the film. For example, this
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Posted November 9, 2009
They say you can never really know someone. No matter who it is, if it?s your best friend, mother, or girlfriend, they still hold some secrets that you will never get to. (Unless, of course, all the shit comes out in a trial.) Which is why I love the idea of sports-based tattoos so much.
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Posted November 7, 2009
Best Weekend Reading The Bachelor guy just posted my latest column, this one is titled how to become more alpha, and gives five tips for displaying your inner alpha. Here are 7 giant red flags that warn you a woman should be avoided. I found this female perspective on how to get your ex back.
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Posted November 6, 2009
We offer a lot of tips for gentlemen in these here parts, and there?s a good reason for that: We need all the help we can get. But there?s a segment of our population that sometimes gets neglected here: The ladies. For that reason, it?s time to give our better halves a few tips they
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Posted November 5, 2009
It’s weird to consider that currently there’s a generation growing up that has no idea who Dolph Lundgren is, or the effect that he had on the state of our world. This is the star of Masters of the Universe, people! One of the two leads in Universal Soldier! The man who killed Apollo Creed!
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Posted November 4, 2009
So, apparently this is a real thing: According to FishbowlLA ? and I feel the need to cite my work here because I’m very skeptical that this is real ? the 7-patty is currently available in Japan as an amazing promotional item in conjunction with the release of Microsoft Windows 7. What burgers have to
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Posted November 3, 2009
If you’re a Chicago Bears fan like myself, then you know it’s been a bit of an up-and-down year. While it’s fun having a guy behind center who can throw more than 30 yards down the field, it’s not so fun having the former quarterback (who could only throw 20 yards) leading a team to
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Posted November 3, 2009
Major League Baseball umpires have been on the hot seat this postseason after making a handful of, let?s say, ?questionable? calls while on their field. So we started wondering what would happen if Major League umpires were handed over the responsibility to make a few other decisions over the past few millenniums. Say, the umpires
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