She Can’t Stop Saying Penis: The Top 5 Slips Swears On Live TV

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It happens to the best of us. You talk a little too fast, your words get muddled, and soon instead of talking about a "chicken hunt” you’re ducking a barrage of purse smacks. Thing is, when it happens to us normal folks we’re not in front of a national audience like, say, CNN’s Zain Verjee, who can’t seem to get male genitals off her mind:

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No better way to wrap up the week than with some accidental penis. With that in mind, let’s take a look at the top five slip-swears that have gotten through the broadcast censors and into our sacred homes, where our children are supposed to be safe from the potty mouths of cable news anchors.

Top 5 Slip-Swears

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CNN, the bastion of filth, can’t stop talking about boobies!

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Apparently, when Fox News says "fair and balanced”, they’re talking about balls.

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Shepard Smith can’s stop talking about blowjobs!

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More like the CONDOM News Network! Am I right, people?!?!

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And we’ll end with Australia, who obviously have some racist homophobia to get over still.