The Teacher Gets the Ass

Teaching a Class to Meet Girls

In yesterdays post “Dance School Rocks” I talked about how attending dance lessons can help you meet more women, make women friends, and eventually get your willy wet… Well today, I had another sort of epithamy. Well, its something I may of even talked about before but it became so much clearer today.

My girlfriend and I attended a yoga class. The class was filled with hotties. It was a Bally’s gym yoga class so it wasn’t crowded with all those new age yoyos you find at normal yoga classes. But thats not the point. The point is that with all the hotties (my girlfriend included) surrouding me, I couldn’t keep my eyes off the teacher. She was in her mid to late thirties, nice body, but nothing at all special. Yet she was the bitch of the bunch for at least the hour I was taking the class.

It always seems in these situations the teacher gets all the focus on them.. And when you focus on someone long enough you begin to wonder what it would be like to fuck them. This was the same situation as the dance class I attended. Sure it didnt hurt that my dance instructor looked like Jennifer Lopez, but I was infatuated with her as well.

So the moral of the story is find something that you love and teach it, so long as it is something that will attract women to the class. I had a buddy in college to was a tap dancer. He majored in dance. Needless to say we ripped on him. You know what he’s doing now? He’s traveling the country working as an instructor for nineteen year old dance students. Can you say more ass than George Clooney?

Anyway, just my thougth for the day.