How To Approach A REALLY Busty Woman

How To Approach A Really Busty Woman

Tits! Tits! Tits! We all love them, and the women who carry them. We especially go for those whose mammary glands are exceptionally well endowed. Biology is a cruel master. The sight of such humungous lady lumps puts even the coolest and calmest among us into a state of starry-eyed incapacity.

Admit it. You have experienced the feeling of becoming suddenly overwhelmed with nervous excitement after spotting a REALLY busty babe in front of you. Whether it was while you were standing in line at your local Starbucks, strolling through the mall, or having a drink at the bar at your neighborhood TGI Friday?s, seeing a large pair of tits?exposed at the cleavage, thrust from the chest, held tightly at the sides?sent you into a frenzy of want and desire.

Even if busty girls are not your type, and most of your girlfriends have been petite, slippery little things, you cannot resist really big tits?no man can. But there is no reason you have to. You can do more than merely stare at a busty woman in the pathetic way that most men do?like a cow poking its head over a fence. You can actually approach your crush with a confidence that can lead to a date and all that comes after it.

First thing?s first. It is now an old and rather clich? notion that you should never leer at a busty woman, and that you should especially avoid looking down at her chest while speaking to her. This is good advice. However, it is irrelevant when set against the power of your instincts and impulses. You will stare. You will want to consume with your eyes the whole of the boob fest before you. The more you try to resist this urge the more anxious and uncontrolled you?ll become.

If you are staring at her tits the entire time you speak to her, you can forget any chance of getting a date with your large proportioned honey. To fulfill both your need to look at her tits and your desire to charm her enough to get a date with her you must glimpse rather than stare. There will be moments before and during your interaction that she will not be looking at you. She may be distracted by a text or just have a habit of occasionally looking away whenever she speaks to anyone. It is at those times that you must get your peak in.

To make the approach itself successful you must consider things from her perspective. She?s not stupid. She knows what you?re up to. Though you?ve mastered the art of glimpsing rather than staring, she knows that you?ve probably been ogling her and drooling over her tits for some time. She is aware of her figure and she understands the effect it has on men. She?s used to guys like you hitting on her. In fact, there has probably not been a single day since puberty that she has not been stared at and chatted up. Unless you are exceptionally good looking, yours will be one among countless pairs of eyeballs that have fixed themselves to the wonder twins resting just below her neck.

If she ignores you, blows off your advances, or is polite but curt with you, it is not because she is a stuck up bitch. When you?ve gone through life being stared at, felt up, whistled at, followed, stalked, secretly photographed, and probably jerked off over, you develop certain defense mechanisms. It isn?t personal; it?s just her way of coping with a life that she didn?t chose?that is, being an object of almost universal sexual attraction to men (and perhaps more than a few women).

She has also had to put up with loads of shit from other women. There is no greater source of rage and envy among the sisterhood than the entrance of a large-breasted woman into a room filled with women of much more modest cup sizes. Even if your full-figured beauty is out with her friends or women that she?s friendly with, she knows the grief she?ll get if she entertains your advances.

So, what to do? If your big-breasted crush is out with her friends, then you have no choice but to attack the soft underbelly of the fortress. Charm and delight her friends first. If they are at a table or standing together as a group, you must summon all of your courage and wit to engage them in the kind of interesting small talk that makes women feel as though you?re interested in them. Speak to the whole group first, see if you can become especially friendly with one or two of them, and then make your way towards the triple Ds later.

Once in front of her, remember the glimpse vs. stare rule. You must also avoid any mention of her physical attributes. She knows how attractive she is and what is attractive about her?she?s been hearing about it since she was a teenage girl. As a woman who constantly receives male attention, she has no doubt been made to laugh a few times. So, your usual jokes and witticisms are par for the course.

Engage her mind. Show an interest in her ideas, opinions, and general views of life?that is what will get you in her good graces. Being a good conversationalist is the key to successfully approaching a really busty woman. Every man wants her for her body. It is most likely the case that no man has ever been interested in her brains. Be the one exception to this rule and you may find yourself buried between her mounds of flesh sooner than you think.