Bruce Willis is Back in New ‘Die Hard’ Trailer

Die Hard!

Well, yippee ki-yay, motherfuckers! 20th Century Fox has released the first
teaser trailer?for the fifth ?Die Hard? movie ?A Good Day to Die Hard.? Bruce Willis is back (and bald as ever) as detective John McClane.

As one would expect, the trailer for ?A Good Day to Die Hard? features plenty of explosions and gunfire. There are also plenty of helicopters, but Willis doesn?t jump on ant these as he did (ridiculously) a moving plane in ?Live Free or Die Hard.? The best part comes at the end, when Willis declares that he is ?the 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey.?

Unfortunately, the trailer offers nothing as to the movie?s plotline (as if that?s what you cared about anyway.) According to Screenrant, McClane has to travel to Moscow to rescue his son. There?s also something about a terrorist plot.

?A Good Day to Die Hard.? is set to be released on February 14, 2013. If you can somehow convince your girlfriend/wife/mistress to see it on opening night/Valentine?s Day, consider yourself a badass on the level of Mr. McClane.