Must-Read: Get Yourself Some Skin Products

Real men wear lotion

Real men wear fucking lotion. Get used to it. It is not a thing that is gay, that is for the more effeminate of us males, that makes you less of one if you wear it. As a matter of fact, the guys that take the time to moisturize and to look good are the ones that get the chicks. No doubt about it. That’s the world in which we live.

Which is why today we’re highlighting this extremely important article over at AskMen.com listing some of the best skin products that they have had the pleasure of using and reviewing. Now, there’s plenty on the list that we have yet to try out — side-note: feel free to send us moisturizer samples to use, companies that special in making moisturizers! — so we cannot vouch for most of them on the list. That said, we do feel that this one, in particular, is worth getting:

Anthony For Men All-Purpose Facial Moisturizer: This vitamin-enriched face lotion helps minimize the signs of aging. We particularly like that this formula contains wheat protein, which is known to improve elasticity and firmness of the skin. This facial moisturizer is lightweight and absorbs quickly.

Aging: Fight it! Elasticity: Improve it! Skin: Firm it!

So, suck it up guys. Get yourself some lotion and you’ll be seeing the effects in the bedroom in no time at all.