Must-Read: Sex Position Master

As a (sometimes) connoisseur of art of sexual intercourse, I’ve been in my fair share of sexual positions. Some of them good. Some of them not so good. Some of them way too good to last more than a few minutes, kind of making them bad in the grand scheme of things then. But I don’t really do much planning about them; they just kind of happen. And now that methodology is available to anyone in glorious chart form due to the Sex Position Master over at Men’s Health.

The chart is a listing of 26 different sex positions, from the lowly missionary to, well, whatever the hell this is:

The whatever-the-hell

Man on Top, Facing Away

How to: Have her lie down with her legs uplifted and spread. Then lower yourself between her legs, with your head going in the direction of her feet, entering in reverse. She?ll have full access to your scrotum, buttocks, and anus for adding teasing and pleasuring.

Switch it up: Rest your weight on your elbows, which gives you leverage to lightly thrust backward.

Perfect for: Nights when you need a spanking.

Consider us intrigued and willing to give it a shot. Thanks, Men’s Health!