Blog of the Week: 11points.com

The only people who are allowed to give their Top 10 lists are David Letterman and David Letterman. Any Top 10 list not presented by the most famous Hoosier with a sex room, just doesn?t count. Sam Greenspan agrees with this rule, even though I literally just made this rule up.

Sam?s the man behind our blog of the week, 11points.com.

Rather than try to compete with Letterman in the realm of lists containing ten items, Sam said fuck that and went and added an 11^th item to his lists. 11points.com is where you?ll find top 11 lists about pretty much everything.

Well, not exactly everything. I searched high, low and everywhere in between and did not find their ?Top 11 NCIS Spinoffs.? I?m being told by someone who knows this sort of thing that I won?t find this list anywhere because there?s only one NCIS spinoff, it just feels like there?s 11 of those shitty shows. I blame LL Cool J for that.

11points.com rocks the bells, its Mama said knock you out and it?s?doin? it and doin? it well with it?s variety of countdowns covering everything from beer (11 Things You Didn?t Know about Natty Light) to boobs (11 Occasions to Expose Your Breasts in Public in order of Classiness) to ball (11 Reasons You Should Stop Crapping on the WNBA) .

I?d give you my top 11 posts on 11points.com, but I?ve got to run. I?ve got to cash this $2 million check Letterman gave me. Apparently, he really dug my screenplay about a late night talk show host with a Top 10 list of interns who?ve performed Stupid Human Tricks.