Sports That Are Better Than Soccer: World Beard and Moustache Championships

Oh, fuck yeah Germany.

Last week, Frankfurt held the World and Moustache Championships. (Judging by the title alone, there?s really no reason to even argue why this is obviously better than soccer.) The event featured over 160 participants competing in 17 categories of facial hair extravagance. Including this guy, who has the world?s greatest Flavor-Saver!

The folks were judged by a jury of their peers, choosing exactly who would take home the prize of World?s Greatest and/or Moustache. And best of all, Yahoo has a full slide show of the event up. If you haven?t clicked on the link yet, it?s probably time to reevaluate your life and find out, specifically, what you want it to include. (Hint: It should be facial hair.)