Review of Episode 6 of Mystery’s VH1 “The Pick-up Artist”

Everyone got their wish,in this episode of The Pick-Up Artist, Pradeep is gone. At the end for a minute I thought that they were going to send Fat Joe home, I would have love to see how Mystery would justify keeping Pradeep. Well, the bad guy is gone. The producers must be pissed.

The show started with all that annoying crying. C’mon these guys have known each other for like a week. Are they that big of losers that this is first time they have something remotely like friendship.

The bitch slap was just more dramatic bullshit. Fat Joe got on my nerves this episode. I’d like to see him progress and really master this stuff, but he’s blowing it. Opening is easy, isn’t it? It’s actually doing something with a set once you’ve opened them. That where the men are separated from the boys.

I love that Kosmo went the easy route and went for Chubbies. Heck, if it meant $50,000 I would have begged a couple ugglies to go across the street with me too. I like Kosmo though, and I’m pulling for him to win.

Brady, could be alright…. if he wasn’t into dudes. I’m convinced he can’t close because he was secretely screwing around with Joe W. What a cute couple they make.

I’m being mean… aren’t I? I was just hoping by now we would see some serious game. These guys are practically living with Mystery and they can barely number close. Mystery’s right… they all should have been able to get a girl to bounce with them.

While I’m in my mean spirited mood. I’m going to take a shot a Kdog and his ridiculous hair. I’m done with the review and going to fuck my girl.

Okay, I’ll be nice now. I hope to see all these guys score some strippers next week. Especially Fat Joe…(give the guy a break he hasn’t kissed a girl sober since high school)

later,

Bobby