How Watching Porn Gets You Laid…or Doesn’t (Part 1)

How Watching Porn is Screwing You Out of Getting Screwed

Hang on fellas?We?re about to get into the nitty gritty?

?This article is going to be straight up so if you are not ready to talk about some real shit, I suggest you click away now.

 

?Still here?…

?GOOD!…

 

Now that we?ve sorted the real men from the babies, lets get to some real hardcore shit.

I don?t think there?s a man alive now a days that doesn?t jack off to porn?

?Let?s be real?

Every guy from the best studs who scores at will to the fellas who struggle to text a girl have a smart phone and ?Pornhub and chill? by themselves at least a few times a week?

?We?re all men so if that offends you then grow up and grow a pair?

?I watch porn too so kiss my ass?

There?s a lot of stuff on the interwebs about how women hate porn and it objectifies women?

?Creates unrealistic sexual expectations?

?Manipulates men?s perspective of women?

?and overall conditions us into SEX HUNGRY PIGS THAT WOMEN HATE?

I?ve taken classes in college on gender and sexuality and discussed porn with groups of women from all walks of life and seen the ugly truth of it?

 

?STAY WITH ME!…

 

I?ve also GOTTEN LAID WATCHING PORN WITH GIRLS and had some of the freakiest sex of my life with girls that was inspired by the lessons of ?Pornhub University? ?

?So which one is it?…

?Is porn manipulating our minds and turning us into MINDLESS SEX ADDICTS THAT TURN WOMEN OFF?…

?Or is it the key to having THEE BEST SEX OF OUR LIVES?…

?The answer is both?

So put down your nightstand lotion and that box of tissues and pay attention because there?s a GOLDMINE and a MINEFIELD waiting in the words to come!

VAN?S GOT YOUR BACK!

 

The Bad News and How Porn Can Kill Your Chances with Women

!!!DON?T SKIP THIS SECTION!!!

?I?m not here to bash porn and tell everyone to take a vow self-pleasure celibacy?

?and I know it?s tempting to just skip to the part where I tell you how I?ve used porn to have dirty ass sex and threesomes?

?BUT THIS SHIT HERE IS IMPORTANT!…

I?ll get to that in the next article but READ THIS ONE FIRST OR ELSE YOU WILL FUCK UP THE NEXT ONE.

THE TRUTH ABOUT PORN is that it is entertainment?

Porn is not a reflection of real people having sex.

Porn is two people?

?or three?

?or a whole bunch of people?

?WHO ARE ACTORS?

?Pretending to have sex on camera?

AND WE AS THE CONSUMERS?

?Are watching actors pretending to have sex on camera and jacking off to it?

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REALIZE because when you jack off to porn you are doing something that is so far from actually having sex even though you are still busting a nut.

 

?HERES PROOF?

 

I?m just assuming we?ve all had sex and if some of us haven?t that?s ok but here?s what happens?

?You get done having some nasty ass sex with a girl and crushing her pink cookie all over everything and you feel like A GOT DAMN SPARTAN KING?

?You wanna lay there next to her and just admire the marvel of hot sweaty passion that just took place?

?You feel like you just conquered the world?

?You go about the rest of your day confident and feeling great, ready to grab life by the balls and make it your bitch! ?

 

YOU GET DONE BEATING YOUR MEAT to some freaky shit on your favorite porn site and you feel like a filthy animal?

?You don?t even watch the rest of the video after you bust a nut?

?You wanna delete your browser history and go take a shower because IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE SAME THING?

 

?If I?m lying then argue with me in the comments or send me an email or some shit?

?I?m dying to hear a good argument about how porn is better than sex and if that?s how you feel then you?re not doing it right anyway?

 

!!!WATCHING PORN CAN TAKE THE FIGHT OUT OF YOU!!!

 

?Now sometimes if you?re about to go on a first date you might want to empty the clip so you don?t go in there with a loaded gun?

?Sometimes you gotta beat your dick into submission so that he isn?t the one calling the shots and getting you into trouble?

I GET IT.

But at the same time HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO TAKE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL BEAST WITH AN EMPTY GUN???

 

How Watching Porn Can Prevent You From Getting Laid.

If we are on our favorite dating app and watch porn when we should be messaging a girl we matched with?

?Or if we?re rubbing one out before we go out to meet a girl?

?or emptying our rifle at the shooting range before we head into war?

WE ARE LITERALLY SCREWING OURSELVES OUT OF GETTING SCREWED.

Porn can easily become a substitute for the real thing because it gives us a similar instant satisfaction and requires no work at all?

?It?s a great way to feel like we just had some dope ass freak nasty mcfilthy dirty sex with a bunch of hot girls?

?Except we didn?t?

?and we feel like remorse immediately afterward?

?Instead of going out and conquering the world we lay there and take a nap fantasizing about sex we?ll never have?

 

The Take Home Message

We as men have testosterone that is our driving fuel to all things great and manly such as?

?Crushing pink cookies like Leonidas before the battle at Thermopile?

?Feeling confident when approaching women?

?Having an unshakeable frame when women give us their shit test?

?Disarming the beta male of the group who is trying to salt our game when we?re talking to women in groups?

?And pretty? much everything that makes a man attractive and confident to women?

So if you spend too much time blowing all your man power into a tissue at your bedside then you are literally DRAINING YOURSELF OF YOUR MANLY POTENTIAL.

Porn is cool and shit and has taught me a lot of cool shit that I?ve used to blow women?s minds in the sheets?

?But it?s also been tool that I?ve used to pacify my purple helmet linebacker to feel satisfied with not getting out there and getting wins?

 

Now that you know how to avoid the minefield, we can talk about how I?ve used porn to have freaky ass sex and threesomes and shit.

?SO GO READ THAT ONE NOW?

 

Pro Tips

• Keep in mind that most women are not sluts. Even pornstars are real women at the end of the day and they are actresses as a profession.? You can watch behind the scenes videos and interviews with pornstars and see who these girls really are.? My point being that if you convince yourself that porn is real and that most women in the world are like that, you?re mistaken and you?re going to become one of those brainwashed pigs objectifies women and they?ll hate you for it.? I?ll hate you for it cuz dicks like that make us all look bad.? Don?t let that shit consume you bro.

Stay thirsty my friends,

Van