Must-Read: What No Man Should Ever Say

Get old enough and you start to have a whole lot of obligations and responsibilities. They could be work related, or relationship related, or simply family related, or really anything at all. The problem, though, is that with all of those people that you’re being obligated towards, and all of these things that you need to be considerate about, every day is a giant mine field that you can get off a chain reaction of disaster if you say the wrong thing. And here’s the thing: It’s SUPER easy to say the wrong thing throughout the day. It’s important, then, to know what not to say more than it is to know what to say.

Which is why today we’re going to AskMen.com where they have a list of 25 things that guys should never, ever, ever say:

“But We NEVER Have Sex.”

Despite whatever disagreements you might have about the ideal frequency for lovemaking, exaggerating your case and implying it’s your partner’s fault will only pin you into a corner of celibacy.

And since that may not entirely be what you’re looking for today, here’s another one that you should probably stay away from:

“I Carry This Team.”

While it may have been true that you were the only one not out drinking the night before the presentation, taking universal credit for its success will win you nothing but enemies. Let your skills do the talking and your boss will see the truth.

So there you go. Another 23 of those statements are there for you at the link above. Check out the link, and then get to remembering those statements and then remembering to never, ever, ever say them.