Must-Read: Use Your Mouth Correctly

Have you ever sat there at the bar and had a girl sidle right up next to you, and you simply knew that she was into you? There was something like pure lust in her eyes, and the only way that you could miss out on an opportunity of extreme sexual relations for the night would be to open your mouth and say the wrong thing. And, of course, you did.

This kind of thing happens more than you know. In certain cases, you may lose a chance to get with her without even knowing that you said something silly. Words are important, and they’re even more important when you’re trying to get your bang on. And so today we’re heading on over to Men’s Health where they have a section of how to seduce women with various things to say. For instance, among the pieces of advice they have for you:

Talk Like a Professor

Women are attracted to “verbal fluency”?a big vocabulary, long, complex sentence structures, and smooth delivery. All of these speech characteristics signal to her that you’re smart, educated, and probably capable of earning lots of dough, explains Benjamin P. Lange, Ph.D., of Germany’s University of Gottingen. As much as you’re able, Lange recommends using big words and?more than anything else?speaking confidently and without long pauses.

Will that work? Oh, who’s to say. Certainly it would if you were someone who could pull that off. But if it doesn’t, well, the link above has another four suggestions that you should try. So head on over there, pick the one that just feels the best, and then give it a whirl.