Must-Read: Give a Great Massage

There are few ways to guarantee getting some action quite as successful as giving a great massage. If you are on a date, and bring the lady back to your place, and start in on the back-rubbing and various massage pressure points, and you actually do a really great job at all? Well, just like that quote in Anchorman: 60% of the time, it works every time. The trick, then, is actually being able to conduct yourself and give her a great massage.

Which is why today we’re heading over to AskMen.com where they have a bit of a tutorial on how to conduct yourself in the massage realm. The first step, getting her prepped for the massage of the lifetime, is clearly the most important step — seeing as it’s first and all — so here it is:

Before you get started with a massage

The environment in which you intend to proceed should be carefully mulled over. It should be relaxing in most fundamental way. There shouldn’t be any children or pets around to interrupt. The room must be at a comfortable temperature and your woman shouldn’t be subjected to any drafts. Take the time to dim the lights and make sure the drapes are pulled shut so that there are no distractions. It’s not enough just to light a scented candle; make sure your environment is clean and uncluttered.

Plan on summoning the music connoisseur within you and make a playlist of relaxing music. For relaxation’s sake, we prefer instrumental compositions. The mellow jazz of Dave Brubeck or Stan Getz are worth trying.

Head on over and check the rest of the instruction out. And then, in no time, you’ll be working some other areas of her body. The more important ones, if you catch our drift.