Must-Read: Watch Your Cougar Carefully

So, you’ve decided to take the plunge and date a cougar. And there are plenty of reasons to do so. She’s been around the block a few times, so she’s a little more down-to-earth and less baby-crazy and frantic. She’s a bit more well read, probably, meaning she’s well-rounded intellectually. And chances are she has a nice job, meaning you don’t have to pay for every dinner or movie. But, there is a catch.

Watch your cougar carefully

While she’s aging at the same rate as you — cougars don’t have magical qualities when it comes to growing old — she has a pretty lengthy head-start, meaning she’s going to be showing signs of her true age soon enough. She can hide the ugliness that comes along towards the end of everyone’s life only so long. Folks, if you go down this road, you’re going to want to know that it’s not going to get pretty:

She Plucks Many random black hairs on her body and face
Unfortunately, sprouting hair in odd spots is a part of aging. With men, it happens in their ears and with crazy grandpa eyebrows. With women, it happens on their face and breasts. That’s something she can’t control, obviously. But once you start seeing them regularly, that means her hormones are completely out of whack. Are you really ready to date a woman who is menopausal?

Head over to the article at AskMen.com in order to find some more warning signs that this cougar of yours is about to get rancid on you.