How to Not Get Into a Woman’s Pants

There are countless ways to woo a lady ? you might go the traditional way and take her out on a date, you might use your wit to impress her in a more casual situation, perhaps you present yourself so well that she will do the chasing herself. A lot of men, I?ve noticed, pride themselves on having a special technique on getting a woman into bed with them. Just like get-rich-quick-schemes, crash dieting fads and bargain cars, these lady-catching strategies are often shady, time-consuming and can easily backfire. Here are some of the worst.

Pretending To Be Gay

Pretending to be gay won't work

Most men have worked out that if you can make a woman feel special, she?s putty in your hands. Some have taken it further than that, and rationalized that they can pretend to be gay, and tell her that she?s the only woman in the world that can arouse him. This would make her feel pretty powerful and unique. Or, he could feed her a lie like ?I?ve only ever gotten blowjobs from guys?, leading her to fall into the trap of offering to demonstrate female blowjob.

But when she finds out that this was a lie, she will be angry and feel used. Expect her to savage your testicles with a fork and destroy your reputation. And you can forget about ever getting with her again.

Getting Her Really Drunk

Coercing a woman to drink until you become attractive enough in her eyes for her to sleep with you, is a strikingly common technique which, I?m willing to bet, you?ve at least though about trying. Not only is this morally questionable and not too much of a stretch from slipping her some GHB; but it also could turn out horrible for you. If she has too much booze, she might feel sick and not be up for sex. Worse yet, she might only realize she doesn?t feel too good when it?s too late and she?s stuck underneath you, hurling projectile vomit into your face. Then there are the legal ramifications- what if she later decides she was in no position to give consent, and takes the matter to the police? While a little alcohol is good social lubricant, steer clear of women who look like they might pass out halfway through the act, and certainly don?t try to put them in that state yourself.

Using Her Friend to Get to Her

If she has a friend who seems keen, you might be tempted to use the friend to get closer to the woman you want. There are only a few problems with this plan. If you succeed, you?ll look like a real prick to both her and the friend; and you won?t have a chance with either of them again. If you fail, you?ll be stuck with her friend, who you didn?t want in the first place.

With so many great tips on how to score on websites such as this one, there is no reason to try any of the aforementioned techniques. If you have to resort to sneaking double shots into her drinks to get her to sleep with you, then it?s time to do some research and improve your game.