Must-Read: Is She Really Hot?

This one? Probably hot.

There’s a reason those Sirens killed scores and scores of sailors back in the annals of mythology: They were showing the sailors affection when there was nothing else to do on the seven seas than row, eat, sleep, hear your fellow seamen grunt, and row some more. In other words, when a girl starts showing you any attention of any kind, you’re going to start to like her. That’s just the way it goes. That’s how we’re wired. But is she really hot? Your own mind can be deceiving when it comes to these kinds of things. You can’t really trust it. Which is why AskMen.com has broken down the question into a series of 10 “tests” to perform with you and your buddies in order to determine if she’s really hot.

For example:

No.10 Cancel Wing Night

Sometimes when we seek the answers to important questions, we need to ask them indirectly. Your bros have always been a good judge of who’s hot, but they’re not going to want to tell you your new girl is just average. Rightly so. Instead, cancel wing night and watch the ripples. Resistance means she’s not hot, which is doubly a bummer, because you get no wings and your girl is ugly. If they all agree that it’s no big deal, then you’re money. Just don’t pull this sh*t more than once.

Makes sense to me! Check out the link for the other 9 and then, once and for all, you’ll know how hot she really is.