Must-Read: More Sex Tips From Actual Women!

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There’s a little theory that I have: If you print out all of the sex tips that are written and posted on the Internet in a week, that sheet of paper will stretch from Washington D.C. all the way to Hong Kong … the long way. The massive amount of them at our disposal can get confusing; it’s no longer too many cooks in the kitchen, it’s that the cooks are dying inside of the kitchen because they are lodged up against each other with no way to escape. (That might a bit dramatic.) Which is why, when we stumble upon some actual useful tips, we like to point them out. Like this grouping over at AskMen.com this week.

They are written by an actual woman — always a plus — and, best of all, she puts it in words that all of us guys can understand:

The one sex rule you need to remember

It probably has something to do with natural male aggression and a single-minded commitment to seeing quick results. I?ve seen you guys working your own ?areas,? and, quite frankly, I find it shocking that you don?t yank it clear off! I blame video games. You?re so used to zeroing in on a target and going at it full force, you forget I?m not Super Mario Kart or a Wii Remote. Yikes. Quit it. See, when one?s small motor coordination has developed to chase Asteroids or to get to the next Galaxy Level, one is apt to think of all small oval shapes as targets that must be hunted down and annihilated. But the clitoris is NOT, in most cases, an asteroid.

See what I mean? Check out the rest at the link above.