Penelope Cruz Can Be Our Wench Anyday

Penelope Cruz naked on bed

We could spend about 200 words up front here trying to explain exactly why we chose Penelope Cruz to start off your week in this regular Monday morning hot woman slot. We could go on and on about how she’s starring in this new Pirates of the Caribbean movie — which, to be honest, we’re kind of looking for to — and that’s why we chose her. Or that it’s been a long time since we’ve mentioned her, and someone of her hotness should try to grace our pages here at least once a week. No. Instead, we’ll just get to the good stuff.