Must-Read: Men’s Health’s 50 Best Sex Tips

Important stuff!

Sex tips are an enormous asset to any men’s magazine. They’re relatively quick and easy to come up, they are always in high demand (you know, because so many people are having terrible, awful, horrible, no-good sex) and the topic is virtually inexhaustible. Take a magazine like Men’s Health for instance. They’ve gone through their massive archives of sex tips, which consists of hundreds and hundreds of tips for how to please your woman, and whittled it down to a list of the 50 best sex tips.

The result is a pretty extraordinary and succinct list that will have you sexing better in no time. (My own person tip: Don’t call it “sexing.” Ever.)

Here’s a random sampling from the list that just may change your sex life. (I know it has mine already.)

Don’t Go South During Foreplay
During foreplay, agree that the genitals are off-limits. Touch the other parts of her body, using fingers, a feather, a silk scarf, or anything that turns her on, and ask her to describe how it feels. This builds the tension until you’re both ready to explode.

Ease into Dirty Talk
Want to know if she likes to talk dirty? Tell her, “You make me think dirty thoughts.” Ease in slowly. It’s best to test the waters a bit, rather than immediately go for your deepest, kinkiest dirty talk right off the bat.

Flatter Her 5 Times a Day
Compliment her at least 5 times a day. It’ll make her feel special, appreciated, and closer to you. And the more connected she feels, the more sexually inspired she’ll feel.

This is merely the, um, tip of the tip iceberg, if you will. (And if you won’t, you get the goddamn hell out of here!) The entire list is worth checking out, and won’t take you too long to read. C’mon, isn’t five minutes of your time worth having better sex?