Must-Read: Don’t Get These Gifts For Your GF
You really haven’t bought a Christmas gift for your girlfriend yet? You DO realize that Christmas is actually tomorrow, don’t you?
Buy her something that won't get you castrated
Listen: There are last minute ideas, and there are LAST MINUTE IDEAS. I’ve been there, going through the various presents that I have to wrap when I realize that I have yet purchased anything for that special someone. The only solution at that point? Run out to any store and pick up whatever the store tells you, by way of putting together a fun display or something on sale. But by doing that, you’re running a huge risk that you’re sending the wrong message to your gal.
Guyism.com has put together this list of 7 gifts you must avoid this Christmas season if you want to ever, you know, have sex with her again. For example:
Clothes
7 gifts not to get your girlfriend this ChristmasYou?ll risk picking the wrong size, which could be detrimental in so many ways. If it?s not her style it?ll just be awkward for her to wear it. (Remember, some of us are wary of picking out frocks for our friends of ten years, that?s how fickle we can be about fashion). Plus, that is all our mom gets us. Exception: Awesome lingerie, after checking our bra and panties drawer for sizes. That ? our mom will not be getting us.
So true!
Check out the other suggestions and, hey, maybe you won’t get dick-slapped when you give it to her. But really, next year, buy something sooner than the day before Christmas, you jerk-off!
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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.