When Kenny Powers Talks, We Listen

Few people in the world are as excited about the start of the second season of “Eastbound & Down” (premieres September 26th on HBO) quite like myself. Why, you ask? Watch the following clip and if you still need to know, there’s probably nothing worthwhile for you in the rest of this post:

What’s even better is that the folks over at Men’s Fitness magazine are among the people who are witnesses to Mr. Powers’ greatness, as evidenced by them putting him on the cover of their magazine.

If sticking him on the cover is nothing more than just bait for us to open it, well, then it worked, because we did. And what did we find within worthwhile? Plenty of stuff, but today we’re going to highlight a 12-week workout program that one of the magazine’s editors undertook to get him all buff and stuff. It’s worth a read for everyone who isn’t Kenny Powers, who doesn’t have to work out because he’s not a fucking pussy.