Hot Girls and Their Tenuous Connections to Sports

This Is, In No Way, An Excuse To Post Photos of Hot Girls

Our love of sports is only exceeded by one thing ? our love of women. In fact, the only way to make sports better is to combine it with hot female sports fans. With the World Cup action going fast, furious and now unfortunate for American fans, sometimes we need to take a step back and think about what is really important ? the girls in the stands. Deadspin has already collected some wonderful images of what the stands have to offer. Then The Awl went a step further and collected a slideshow of hot World Cup women slideshows.

With all of the past research done in this important area of study, it is time to bring it all together. So, now in the interest of creating a grand unified theory of sports and women, here is a list of how really hot women connect to all sports and how all sports connect to really hot women.

. The number one hottest celebrity sports fan in the Bleacher Report linked above, she roots for the Kentucky Wildcats who just had their best player, John Wall, drafted first overall in last week?s NBA Draft. The second player drafted was Evan Turner who shares the same last name as?

. This supermodel starred in the Australian show ?Search for a Supermodel.? Australia lost to Germany 4-0 in the World Cup. Germany?s backup goaltender is Hans Joerg Butt, and when I say ?butt,? you say?

. Of course, ?s sister Khloe is married to L.A. Laker Lamar Odom whose bench-riding and moustache sporting teammate Adam Morrison now has two more championship rings than Hall of Famers Charles Barkley and Karl Malone. Which makes him a kind of lord of rings, which means?

. ?s father is the lead singer of the band Aerosmith, and he began his music career in the 60s, like rock group Chicago. The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup this June and you know who drinks from a cup? Exactly?

. Sarah shares the same last name as Jaret Wright, the major league pitcher who always seems to be injured. But, Wright never broke his leg celebrating like Kendry Morales did this year. Which would be a crying shame if that happened to?

. This lovely tennis player has legs that go all the way up and plays the same sport as John Isner and Nicolas Mahut who just played the longest tennis match in history, lasting eleven hours and six minutes. Which, like David Lynch?s ?Inland Empire,? seemed to go on forever. ?Inland Empire? starred?

. Ladd?s first name is the same as the best basketball player ever, Michael Jordan, who should have been taken with the first pick of his draft, just like John Wall which brings us back to the beginning.

So, now you know that hot women and sports are inextricably linked as part of a circle of life. Next time you go to a sporting event and your eyes wander and your girlfriend catches you, just tell her you can?t help it. It?s the way the world works.