Commenters, Get Ready For A Giveaway!

The other week, a rep from the Gillette company — the ones who make all of those 18-bladed razors and what-not — contacted us to participate in a little giveaway. Seeing as we’re all in a state of economic crisis and need all of the help we can get (especially when it comes to grooming our male parts) we jumped on the offer right away.

What we have to offer: A Gillette Fusion MVP razor and shave gel.
What you have to do: After a few moments with the Gillette rep.

You see, this giveaway isn’t taking place for free. In return for the razor and shave gel we have to give, first we must turn the microphone over to the PR person working for Gillette. They need a platform to sell their wares, you understand. So let’s all just sit back and relax for a moment:

Sweating and body odor are the number one concern for men when it comes to performing under pressure, so with recent statistics continuing to show men as the hardest hit when it comes to unemployment, we would love to offer your readers a few essentials to not only help them look good but also feel good before heading out on a job interview, or even the next important client meeting.

Gillette?s new Odor Shield products are designed to perform under pressure, with a unique technology that eliminates odor instead of just covering it up.? Used together, Odor Shield Anti-perspirant Deodorant and Body Wash offer 10x more coverage.

No doubt, no doubt. So, this is what we’re going to do. For the next few days, I would like everyone to head over into the comments and write the name of any song/movie/book/anything else parody that somehow incorporates anything having to do with shaving. For example, someone could write “ShaveHeart”, get a quick chuckle out of me, and perhaps win a razor. The winner will be determined by me sometime next me. (While you can keep it simple, I’m certainly not going to grade down for those who are creative.)

Once again, this is what you’ll win:

So: Get to it!