Gallery: The 16 Worst (And 1 Best) Family Portraits Ever

For anyone who’s ever had to sit through one, we all know that portraits are some of the most heinous and uncomfortable events in the history of mankind. (Second only to your mother walking in on you masturbating.) Which is why it’s not a surprise that many an uncomfortable scene has been capture in front of the unblinking eye of the portrait camera. Here are 16 examples of the worst:

Got the message? Don’t fuck with us!

Well this just got uncomfortable. Mostly because of the denim.

All of those animals are going to eat that child!

“First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the suspenders.”

Uh … I got nothing.

Sands. White shirts. Fields. Perfect.

“Honey! I just realized we’re never going to have real kids! Hooray!”