An Important Video

We spend a lot of time here at TSB trying to distract you from the hardships of the everyday working schedule, while hopefully offering you plenty of ammo to use with the ladies when you do get off work. It’s not an easy job, and while it’s not without its own rewards, most of the work we do here is without much monetary value and more just about helping our fellow you, the reader. The other day, we watched The Cove, a documentary about a group of individuals trying to rally against the Japanese government and their brutal mass murder of dolphins. And really, more than anything else, watching that video was like looking in a mirror; we are also giving up a large portion our lives to a cause. And that cause is this site.

Now we don’t normally get over-serious in these parts, but every now and then we feel that it’s out duty to use this platform to help change the world. Which is why we are presenting the following video, with no commercial interruptions, to our readers. Please turn down the lights, turn up the sound, and give it your full attention. Thank you in advance for watching this video.

(Of a man exploding bananas on his face.)

So, yeah. What the fuck?