Plans That Are Bound To Fail: The All-White Basketball League

By: Rick Mosely
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Well, this certainly is a plan that is bound to fail:

The All-American Basketball Alliance announced in a news release Sunday evening that it intends to start its inaugural season in June and hopes Augusta will be one of 12 cities with a team.

?Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league? the statement said.

You read it right, everyone. An all white basketball league. It?s just like the NBA, except without the talent, athleticism, excitement, jumping ability, shooting touch, no-look passes, behind-the-back dribbles, or any kind of over the rim action! In other words: A league of Washington Generals.

All that said, I?d probably watch it for at least a game, if only to see douchebags like this:

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Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.

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