Top Three Midget Dancing Videos of the Decade

“Best of the Decade” posts are all the rage these days, with people taking the calendar rolling over to 2010 as an excuse to look back on the past arbitrary significant number of ten and remembering just what affected our culture, informed our opinions, and changed the way we live. But as I stroll through the various Interwebs to allow other bloggers and writers to teach me just what I missed in the past ten years, there is a persistent ache in my soul. Something’s missing. Namely, no one – that is, no one until today! – has ranked the top three videos on YouTube featuring midgets breakdancing. Time to remedy that.

In descending order:

In third place, mostly because there are only three worthwhile midget breakdancing videos:

In second place, because, c’mon, dude’s dressed up like Michael Jackson:

In first place, obviously:

Your decade is now complete. Carry on.