Perhaps You Have A Few Too Many Tattoos

Yikes and yowzas, all rolled into one:

The image comes via Boing Boing as they review a book all about the Japanese culture and their affinity towards tattooing. According to the book review:

In Japan, the choice to adorn your body with ink is not without stigma: for instance, you’re not allowed to enter a public bath (onsen) in Japan if you have tattoos.

Which has me thinking that are above friend has not bathed himself in the past, oh, 40 years. I mean, my god. I have a few queries for any of you who are tattoo-inclined: (1) How much would a full body tattoo like this cost? (2) Is there any way these aren’t going to sag on him as his skin loosens? (3) How do you feel about cock rings in general?

Alright, that last one was for my own personal knowledge. But still …