Who Are The World’s Worst Lovers?

Sorry, s. According to a poll that was conducted way back in September by I’m just mentioning now, you folks are the worst lovers in the world.

Why? Because you?re considered ?too smelly?! Guess all those hours spent at the sausage and sauerkraut factory add up to some stink. Second worst are the British, presumably because of that whole teeth issue. Or maybe because they’re too sophisticated for this whole sex thing. Third worst goes to the Swedish, and this is straight from the survey, because they are ?too quick to finish.?

But who were the best lovers on the poll? The folks from Spain take the first place slot and Brazilians get the second slot (those folks are more into anal than I’m into pies, and folks, I love pies). But Americans were surprisingly on neither list, the best or the worst. That?s right, us Americans are right there in the middle of the pack. As Constanza would say, in that meaty part of the curve; not showing off, and not falling far behind.

Let?s go America!