The Best Dollar Prank of the Millennium

Finding a dollar prank in your wallet is one of those unsung perfect moments of hilarity in modern life. You?re just sitting there, ready to pay for your coffee at Starbucks or pack of Magnum condoms at Walgreens — which, let?s be honest, are just to give others a certain impression rather than because you actually need a Magnum-size condom — you reach into your wallet and pull out a dollar bill that?s already marked.

Most times, it has some kind of Bible verse on it. (Feel free to get those out of your wallet as quickly as possible.) But other times, you find one with a particular unique drawing or website advertisement that forces you to place it back into your wallet and fork over a crisp, clean bill instead. Which is why it brings me the utmost pleasure to know that somewhere, currently in circulation, is this masterpiece of our fine American currency:

The particular ?dollar mod? comes from Boing Boing. While we can all agree that the ?Boner? side leaves much to be desired, finding the word ?Fart? on the front side is the work of a true original artist. Now, let’s see if you can come up with a better ?dollar mod? in the comments below! Best one gets to, um, keep the dollar they drew on!