Japan Giving This Whole Obesity Thing A Try

So, apparently this is a real thing:

According to FishbowlLA ? and I feel the need to cite my work here because I’m very skeptical that this is real ? the 7-patty is currently available in Japan as an amazing promotional item in conjunction with the release of Microsoft Windows 7. What burgers have to do with computer software, I have no idea.

Here?s some stats for the food nerds out there:

Measuring 13cm (5.1 inches) in diameter, the ?Amerikanbanzu? Windows 7 features up to seven 113 gram (1/4 pound) beef patties totaling 1.75 pounds.

Now that?s a hearty dinner.