What Happens In Vegas, Etc.

There?s no use linking this ? craigslist ads are notorious for (a) not lasting long; (b) getting taken down if there is the slightest hint of weirdness going on ? so I?m going to have to just copy-and-paste this amazing post and you?re going to have to believe me it?s real.

From the Las Vegas section of the free ad conglomerate:

Searching for clown to go drinking on 10/17/09 (Las Vegas)

We are looking for a clown (amateur or professional) to join a group of us on Saturday October 17th to go out drinking with us. No clown tricks or balloon animals, just going out drinking. Full clown costume will be required. We will cover your drinks. Despite how it sounds, this is a serious post.

Some folks are out to have some serious fun. And that, everyone, is a lesson for how you win Las Vegas.