Get In Line, Fatties: Free UK Breakfast If You Eat Quick!

From our allies across the pond ? and our Internet neighbors over at Boing Boing ? comes the news of a new breakfast challenge in the UK. At Mario?s Caf? in Westhoughton, Bolton ? in case any of our readers are viewing this overseas ? for the low, low price of 10 British pounds (the equivalent of a little over 16 bucks) you get:

10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms.

This is what that mess of a meal looks like:

However, the challenge comes in with the fact that if you wolf down the entire meal within 20 minutes, WITHOUT the aid of a beverage, you get the entire thing for free! And in this harsh economic climate, can?t we all use a little more free in our lives? Especially when it comes in the form of gorging the fuck out of ourselves?

Thing is, this is probably a big challenge to those British folk who haven?t trained their stomachs to partake in such culinary stuffings, unlike us Americans! I say we charter a flight, show them how we do it here in the good ol? U.S. of A., and put that damn place out of business! Who?s with me?