Do-It-Yourself-And-Probably-Get-Blown-Up Fireworks!

It’s never too early to start preparing for next year’s Fourth of July festivities. But, with it being a full ten months off, there’s plenty of questions that still need to be answered: What will the financial market be at that point? Will you be able to justify dropping upwards of five digits on various exploding elements from Japan that will light up the night sky for, oh, maybe eight seconds? Will their still be an America?!?!

Luckily, for the monetarily handicapped (read: poor people), you can put those questions of whether or not you can afford the expensive fireworks out of your head. There’s another way to get your blowing-up kicks! All it takes is a metal Thor-like hammer, some tape, a few tightly-packed explosives, and balls of fucking steel:

This video’s from awhile back –excuse my lateness at getting to this, but the Internet never stops, people! – so you may have already seen it. But even so, get a good look at the sights people. This is what the apocalypse will look like.