The T-Shirts of the Sturgis Biker Rally

Nothing beats a good biker rally. The exhaust of the bikes, the eye candy of 50-year-old biker mamas, the B.O. of overweight individuals lodging itself in your nostrils and never, ever getting out. It?s quite magical. (And by ?magical? I mean ?awful?.) But all of that is kinda worth it for the horribly offensive homemade T-shirts on display there.

Thankfully, none of us actually have to travel to Sturgis, South Dakota to check out the T-shirts since comedian Dave Holmes did the legwork for us. Holmes, whom you might know from, well, just about every show on TV ever, has been keeping track of the ?best? T-shirts he saw at Sturgis over at his blog. And they are well worth a look:

Vegetables are for pussies!

Apparently it?s possible to get a Reverse Boner.

Awe. Some.

There?s a handful of others ? including some great commentary by Holmes himself ? over at his blog. Do check them out. A chance like this to experience complete hickdom without actually having to see it live comes around, well, pretty much every day on the Internet. But this one?s worth it.