Eat A Real Burger: The Cheese & Burger Society

Sick of those disgusting, laid-back, wimpy little eighth-pound patties slapped onto a soggy bun and thrown together with a piece of lettuce, tomato and cheese? Then maybe it?s time to get your paperwork in order and apply for membership in the Cheese & Burger Society. That way, you can get recipes for such culinary delights like this bad boy, the :

Or this debacle of a burger, the Macho Nacho:

The website is essentially a cleverly-disguised ad by the Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board to get people to buy their cheese. But really, it?s the best kind of ad there is: Funny, extreme, and actually useful with all of the recipes there at your fingertips. It?s kind of like This Is Why You?re Fat, but with things that are actually appetizing.

No word yet if membership into the society comes with a buy one, get one free trip to the emergency room.