This Man Is A Better Fan Than You

There are sports enthusiasts, and there are Sports Enthusiasts. The former are those who follow their teams on a daily basis, can recite every name on their current roster as well as any past Hall of Fame players, and swap with ease between criticizing their GM for not making a certain move and giving you written-in-stone scientifically-proven statistics that show, once-and-for-all, their team is better than your team. The latter are guys like this:

The photo comes from the Chicago Sun-Times blog [via Deadspin] by a reporter who was covering Ruben Brown?s Motorcycle Run, a charity ride through 100 miles of the Chicagoland area led by the Bears offensive lineman. During the trip he stumbled upon Glenn Timmermann, a 45-year-old Bears fanatic with over 92 tattoos, many of which were traced over actual autographs by Bears players and coaches. Here?s another pic for your viewing pleasure:

So yeah, just think of this guy next time you think you?re the greatest sports fan out there. You?re not.