Cool Shit: Tactical Assault Crossbow

By: PeteTheFreshman
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Tactical… Assault… Crossbow… Did you read that shit? I am speachless. To think that some crazy ass mother sat down and said “You know what? This crossbow isn’t bad ass enough. What can we add to it to make it easier to Tactially Assault things?” I know nothing about guns or crossbows, but when you see on the product sheet “The TAC 15™ converts any AR-15 quickly and easily from a gun to a crossbow!” as a selling point you know they mean business. While I have no idea what I would do with one of these, using it to fend off zombies while chicks in bikini’s hand me beers and jump up & down would be a good start. I don’t say this often, but if you don’t get one of these you might as well find someone who has, wrap your genitals around the arrow and give the owner the big thumbs up to pull the trigger!

Simple Trick Tells You if a Girl Wants You to Kiss Her

Do girls leave you confused as to whether or not they like you?

Let's face it. Girl's don't make it easy for you. She will often send mixed signals leaving you unable to tell if she is being friendly or flirty. If you read her signals wrong you risk rejection and embarrassment. Or worse, you blow it with a girl who wanted to kiss you.

Here is a simple and innocent move that will instantly tell you if you're in the friend zone, or if she's waiting for you to kiss her.

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About PeteTheFreshman Finding hot chicks, gadgets and hanging out with bands is a tough job, but someone has to do it... Self proclaimed gonzo journalist, tech monkey, and lush, PeteTheFreshman writes the posts that require the least amount of writing skill.

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