Cool Shit: Batter Blaster

On my weekly pilgrimage to pick up the food I eat in-between binge drinking sessions (a man cannot live on beer and bar food alone), I came across something truely awesome: Organic Batter Blaster. Pancakes that come  in what looks a big whip cream can. After I stopped laughing like Bevis and Butthead at the name of the product, it dawned on me… When it comes to breakfast food, pancakes in a are about as bad ass as you can get. I bought this expecting it to be really bad and kept it around as a gag… While I showed it to everyone that stopped by my place, I’m pretty sure it stayed in my fridge for a good 2 weeks before I grew the testicles to try it out. 

I was expecting the batter to shoot out of the can like whip cream does, but the batter kinda oozes out of the nozzle. Anyways a few moments later I had a stack of pretty good tasting pancakes comparable to ones made with Bisquick. I’ve bought a can or two since then. If you’re having someone sleep over and want to impress them with breakfast this will definitely work to you favor.  Pretty sure you can pick up a can from any super market for like 5 bucks or so… makes a good 10 medium sized pancakes.