Britney Spears Peforming Live at Bambi Awards

Britney Spears First Live Performance Since 2007 VMAs

I admit it.  I find Britney Spears sexy.  Even more now than 10 years ago.  Why?  Because she is so deliciously trashy. And because we all know that a Britney Spears sex tape is so close I can feel it.

10 years ago it would have been impossible to get within 100 feet of her.  Now it is perfectly reasonable to think if I run into her one night at The Palms in Vegas… you could be looking at the next K-Fed.

I’m not too good hang out on yachts with Britney.  I’ve done worse.  Trust me.

And you have to admit she looks a lot better than she did at the 2007 VMAs.

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