Cool Shit: Neiman Marcus Sells Holiday Turkeys

By: PeteTheFreshman
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Yes I shit you not Neiman Marcus sells precooked gourmet turkeys that will arrive just in time for you to look like an awesome? chef with no skills. Celebrate Thanksgiving the old fashion way by having any of the following delivered to your door: Turkey & Pomegranate/Orange Glaze, Sage-Rubbed Turkey, Herb-Roasted Turkey, Wood-Smoked Turkey, Jalapeno Smoked Turkey, Cajun Fried Turkey Deep-Fried in peanut oil baby!

Priced anywhere from $80-120. If that’s not American I don’t know what is!

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