Review of Episode 7 of Mystery’s Vh1″The Pick-Up Artist”

Well, were down to two. My odds in my first review weren’t off as I put both Alvaro and Brady in my final three for The Pick-Up Artist.

Moving set test was a joke. To be honest I don’t even attempt moving sets like that. If they wanted to make the show better they should have had Mystery show the three guys how its done and open a moving set. Do you think he could have?’

Okay, Joe D has officially ruined the “Did you see the fight outside” line for everyone. He uses that line in every field test and reward challenge. There are other good ones. I would not recommend using that opener for awhile.

The stripper field test was pretty good. I liked seeing them rap with the strippers, but it is so hard to tell with strippers whats for real and whats for money. I thought Kozmo rolled with the punches pretty good with his girl. Joe D did pretty well with his girl. Joe really has come along way since the first episode. If he can just start hitting that attraction switch he’ll do alright.

How come we didn’t get to see Brady picking up the stripper. Sure we got to see him leave with her, but there was “magically” no footage of the pick-up. The one time we have a truly successful pick-up kiss close-probably could have fucked close if he wasn’t such a good Christian Boy- and there is no footage of how he escalated, DMV’d and all the rest. The editors dropped the ball by not showing us a success story. For all we knew he slipped $100 in her pocket and said give me the “champagne room” experience in my limo.

So Joe D. is gone. Joe, if you’re reading this, I know you probably are, because if I was on TV id be reading every review out there of myself, you did a good job, and I’m glad to see you’ve broken the mental barriers you had for yourself. Stick with this stuff. It works. You came far in three weeks, imagine how you’ll be after a year. Just don’t use the “did you see the fight” opener anymore. It’s dead!

Next week they do final eliminations. It looks like they’ll be teaching other guys the Mystery Method.

How soon before Joe, Brady, or Kozmo write an e-book or put out an audio course?