Sick of Not Getting Laid?

Anyone out there dateless, in a slump, dry, hungry, hopeless, going through bottles of vaseline and overdosing on internet porn take listen!!!

No more excuses it’s time to take action. Stop reading this site tonight and take a gigantic step toward nice warm wet pussy in your bedroom.

Get your pussy lacking ass on a dating site. It is a fool proof plan for meeting chicks. I’ve seen friends of mine go from a two or three month drought to having four or five fuck friends within a few weeks of being online.

And I don’t want to hear “I’m on Myspace” Myspace is not a dating site. Its a social networking site. So is Facebook. If you are serious about meeting girls then you need to be on a paying site. Sorry Cheapy!!! Free sites are a shit load tougher to work then the pay ones. Its just the way it is so don’t bitch about it. And when you go to the pay site. Pay…. Don’t just create a profile and browse. You won’t get emails that way, and you can’t send emails that way, so your basically just performing mental masturbation looking at the profiles.

My advise for a good dating site to join. Match.com – it is the leader in its field. My philosophy is join the best. I know many many many guys pulling girls off Match constantly. If you’re unsure how to work a dating site to its potential check out Insider Internet Dating.

The other site I’m hearing great stuff about is Adult Friendfinder. I know, I still have that weird feeling about it too, but a few of my friends joined and these guys are getting laid. And they’re not taking girls out on dates and shit… they’re meeting kinky ass girls who are looking for one night stands and single moms looking for no strings sex. You’re not going to find wholesome girl next door bring home to mom babes on there, but hey that’s not always what we’re in the mood for. If you have an appetite for crazy sexual experiences that smart money is on Adult Friendfinder.

No matter what site you choose… Match, AdultFriendfinder, Yahoo, E harmony… Just make the decision right now to join one of them. Trust me you’ll thank me….