Openers for Mixed Sets

Here are a handful of Openers that Juggler came up with for mixed sets.

Mixed Set Openers by Juggler

A mixed set is a set that has male as well as female members.]

1. “It’s interesting that when you have a group of four or more people together like this, the tallest always stands across from the shortest.” – alter as needed.

2. “Who are you people?”

3. “Who is the leader here?” (They all point) Say playfully to leader, “What qualifies you to be in charge?” “Do you know what alpha means?”

4. “Do you guys want to see a magic trick? Alright, close your eyes.” (Take cute girl by the hand away from the group while everybody’s eyes are closed. Do not return.)

5. “You see that group over there? They said they are more fun than your group. Please prove to me they are mistaken.”

6. “Where have I seen you guys before? Were you at so and so’s party? The one where the stripper gave a lap dance to the clown.”

7. “I bet I can use my Psychic powers to figure out how everybody knows each other. Mmmmm let’s see. I am getting a vibe. Yes there it is. You are all members of the same nudist club. I can tell because you are very comfortable with each other but not comfortable with your clothes. (Whisper to girl) “Which guy is the biggest?” “Really, I would have never guessed. Of course it is what you do with it that counts. Which would you prefer? A guy with a big dick or a guy with a medium dick and five years of massage school?”

8. “You should know you are standing on sacred indian ground. The legend is that the Nodrogyar tribe used this very spot to sacrifice virgins. Where you are standing sir(point) is where the tribal women would prepare the honored girl by rubbing her bare body with scented oils’

9. Approach one group member. Make friends. get that person to introduce you to everybody else.

10. “You guys aren’t a bad looking group but you could be better if you applied some Feng Shui.

11. “Hi, I’m CPowles10” (Shake the hands of those closest to you – but not everyone) “So what are you guys talking about?” Do this right and they will all presume you know someone else in the group. If you get called on it you just look like a bold confident man.

12. “Okay, who’s been naughty and who’s been nice?”

13. “Count the number of people in the group(say N)
Say out loud:
‘Dont you guys know that N is an unlucky number?’

Then add
‘Good thing I’m here otherwise you would all be cursed to damnation