Bobby Rio is One Kinky Son of a Bitch

Oh its true! Its damn true. For me the pinnacle of a relationship is at the three month mark. Why? Becuase this is when things start to get creative. At the three month mark you are still immensely attracted to eachother, and you’re comfortable enough with eachother to start do some.. um… exploring! I have an amazing ability to make even the prudest girls feel completely comfortable doing internet porn type shit. Its a gift!!! And man, when the girl gives me the go ahead, its mother fucking on.

I’m into just about anything that can be done between a man and woman and a woman’s female companion 🙂 I usually start off throwing in a good porn video just to see how she reacts and to get her juices flowing a little. No lie. Put in a lesbian scene on a porno, reach between your girls legs, and tell me if she ain’t gushing like a leaky hose. Once I get her comfortable and she believes that I won’t look down on her for anything that is going to go on in the bedroom, well, the fun begins.

I’ve got a photo collection, a video library of girls. I’ve got outfits I make them wear. Trust me, you want to have a good time? Blind folds, handcuffs, and oral sex!! Magic combo!! I’ve used dildos on chicks but I tend to make sure I buy a smaller size one. Made the mistake of using a gigantic one once. Not pretty. There was a look of pain in her eyes… but like a joyful pain, needless to say that was the last time she saw that thing.

Anyway, my point is you never know whats going to get you going till you try it. I’ve tried most everything once. Every once in awhile I’ll meet a girl who teaches me a thing or two. Love them freaky bitches.

Because uncle Bobby knows it isn’t always fun walking into a store to purchase these things I decided to add a sex toy store to my site. Mainly so I can purchase them!!! But if you are a kinky bastard like me I highly recommend checking it out!!!

Visit Bobby Rio’s Sex Toy Shop!